Joe

Welp. It was a pretty fuckin nice week off! Almost too nice. In case all of you were wondering, Vermont was pretty god damn spectacular. Yeah sure, we missed the peak season, but we did beat stick season and was able to enjoy leaves of every shade of gold. Now,

Let's just jump right the fuck in, [W] My guys [L] darnold's pizza kitchen You know. These things would probably be a lot easier to write if I took at least one fucking gander at them during the actual NFL sunday slate. I usually just have

Colts vs Commies Mariota goes down, which makes way for the Grecian Sensacian - Throwdysseus. Patriots vs Bills Pardon me, I need to first get this out, Oh wait, not sure if I've fully made my point, I can't fucking believe we pulled it off again. Although

Recaps Welcome back, my dudes (and dudette). Not a bad showing from everyone, including those pesky NFL teams (except the greatest of them all - the Patriots). With the abysmal failing of my personal favorite baseball team at the hands of their hated rival, all I want is to be excited

Welp. Another week, and another fucking column that comes out the day after the next week starts. Tough shit you fuckers. You'll be lucky to get jokes that aren't just copied from Twitter and shoehorned into recaps that don't even include the specific player.