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Shut up, Wesley.

Shut up, Wesley.

Welp. It was a pretty fuckin nice week off! Almost too nice. In case all of you were wondering, Vermont was pretty god damn spectacular. Yeah sure, we missed the peak season, but we did beat stick season and was able to enjoy leaves of every shade of gold. Now,

Truck it, don't track it

Truck it, don't track it

Let's just jump right the fuck in, [W] My guys [L] darnold's pizza kitchen You know. These things would probably be a lot easier to write if I took at least one fucking gander at them during the actual NFL sunday slate. I usually just have

I'm a victim of circumstance

I'm a victim of circumstance

Colts vs Commies Mariota goes down, which makes way for the Grecian Sensacian - Throwdysseus. Patriots vs Bills Pardon me, I need to first get this out, Oh wait, not sure if I've fully made my point, I can't fucking believe we pulled it off again. Although

Now Banned from Performing at Gillette Stadium

Now Banned from Performing at Gillette Stadium

Recaps Welcome back, my dudes (and dudette). Not a bad showing from everyone, including those pesky NFL teams (except the greatest of them all - the Patriots). With the abysmal failing of my personal favorite baseball team at the hands of their hated rival, all I want is to be excited

Regretfully quitting the Ed Sheeran US tour

Regretfully quitting the Ed Sheeran US tour

Welp. Another week, and another fucking column that comes out the day after the next week starts. Tough shit you fuckers. You'll be lucky to get jokes that aren't just copied from Twitter and shoehorned into recaps that don't even include the specific player.

As seen at the Kennedy Center!

As seen at the Kennedy Center!

Welcome back, ladies and germs. It's 2026, and the time is nigh for a new fuckin season of Fantastical Football! Hopefully everyone has done their proper preparatory work and prayed to whatever deity or substation they needed to prior to the draft because y'all are fucked

It's Doug Flutonian's world, and we're just living in it

It's Doug Flutonian's world, and we're just living in it

Christmas Cowboys I heard somewhere that the fucking Commanders have had eight total standalone games. What an absolute fuckin dumpster fire of a god damn schedule. Jayden gets hurt, and it surprisingly turns out that this Washington team fucking sucks. ..but not as much as being a Washington fan. Holy