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week 2

Regretfully quitting the Ed Sheeran US tour

Regretfully quitting the Ed Sheeran US tour

Welp. Another week, and another fucking column that comes out the day after the next week starts. Tough shit you fuckers. You'll be lucky to get jokes that aren't just copied from Twitter and shoehorned into recaps that don't even include the specific player.

Battle of the Rotary Fast Foods

Battle of the Rotary Fast Foods

As per usual, if you ain't interested in whatever dipshit content I happen to have vomit this week, just scroll on down to the NFL Recapulations! Growing up, there was a rotary dubbed, the Ayer Rotary. Well, it goes by a more official name as well: Frederick Carlton

Leaded Gasoline Has Destroyed This Once Great Nation

Leaded Gasoline Has Destroyed This Once Great Nation

Enemy of the State Yo. This Brett Favre thing is fucking wild. He's quite possibly the shittiest, scummiest, most disgusting thing that's ever come out of Mississippi: and that state has literal poop-coffee coming from faucets in Jackson. Before jumping into any more, here'

Bromfield Trojan inside joke #385

Bromfield Trojan inside joke #385

[Extremely Karl Urban in The Boys voice] Weww, weww, weww, lookit you cheeky cunts. I told you all. Every. Single. One of you. This new taunting rule will absolutely ruin this league. Here are some of the taunting penalties called on Sunday. This stuff is a disaster. It has to