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Read this, Bozo

Read this, Bozo

Stay off the WEEEEEEEEEEE-duh I'm sick and fucking tired of this ridiculous capitalization of weed. No, I'm not talking about the 18 flavors of weed seltzer that I can buy that somehow take only 15 minutes to kick in, last exactly 298 minutes, and then

Playin' solitaire 'till dawn with a deck of 51

Playin' solitaire 'till dawn with a deck of 51

Thanksgiving Yeah. I should have fuckin bitch n moaned about Thanksgiving and all its fixings in the previous column that I literally fucking published on Thanksgiving 2021. But fuck you, this is now the official Thanksgiving 2021 Recap. Sure, I didn't even get invited to everyone's

Gobble Gobble

Gobble Gobble

Belichick n Mayo Farts OK fuck faces, I need to sit with you all and discuss how important good, quality, chemistry is. Whether you're droppin a tab of LSD, enjoying some fine homemade Meth, maybe your team trying to overcome a superior opponent, or just maybe you think

How have I gotten worse at titles

How have I gotten worse at titles

The Remake Game So this has little to nothing to do with the NFL - but it was something that came to me while watching some dumbass ad for the new Home Alone movie on Disney+ after catching a previous SNL with Kieran McCulkin: Instead of just status-quo remakes, can

Joe Throwgan

Joe Throwgan

Yeah. I ain't got shit to bitch about. Well .. I have plenty on the list: * Rock n Jock sports * Dude you're getting Odell * Kyrie > Q'Aaron * How much you all rule But do I have the capacity to write it down? GAMES ATLIENS @ NO

Homeopathetic Immunizations

Homeopathetic Immunizations

All righty, just a little reminder for everyone: Hmm. Other than the overall stability of this god damn fuckin framework that's seemingly holding these columns together with fucking scotch-tape, I'd say I don't have too much else to bitch about this week. I

Week Sev-uuuuuuuuuuuhn

Week Sev-uuuuuuuuuuuhn

Getting totally cereal OK. So. Just a little heads up: I'm a fucking cheapskate piece of shit when it comes to these columns. I ain't fuckin payin for anything more than I god damn need when it comes to this fantasy football hobby of mine. Not