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Happy Fuckin Halloween and All Saints Day and Dias de los Muertos! What a god damn trilogy of days. I don't think there's much of anything like it. Speaking of spectacular, check out this incredible performance, So what severity of CTE would you say this is?

Yeezy come, Yeezy go

Yeezy come, Yeezy go

It's October Luckswing Time! I hear that the month of October is supposedly the most important month of the year for Major League Baseball. Until November, at least. Why am I bringing up America's Pasttime in a column dedicated to Fantastical Football? Well. Because it'

Broncos country, let's writhe!

Broncos country, let's writhe!

Dear Mr. Snyder Sell your team, Coward! Al Michaels calls out Dan Synder to sell the team on live broadcast pic.twitter.com/zF0Ls76xi1 — Main Team (@MainTeamSports2) October 14, 2022 Source Let them fight. Davante Has Earned His Spiked Shoulderpads So like .. I shared that video in the last column,

is this thing on?

is this thing on?

Now. I have a lot of ground to cover. A honeymoon that spanned much of Europe. One that ended up with me returning home with what I hope isn't super super-Spartan strain of Covid. One that had me visiting a couple countries who have contributed so much

Leaded Gasoline Has Destroyed This Once Great Nation

Leaded Gasoline Has Destroyed This Once Great Nation

Enemy of the State Yo. This Brett Favre thing is fucking wild. He's quite possibly the shittiest, scummiest, most disgusting thing that's ever come out of Mississippi: and that state has literal poop-coffee coming from faucets in Jackson. Before jumping into any more, here'

Welcome Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals!

Welcome Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals!

Read this, you coward.

We are entering crunchy-snow footstep season

We are entering crunchy-snow footstep season

What a Performance I forget if I've mentioned this shit before, but my favorite Internet trend of last '21 is easily the Herman Cain Award. For those out of the know, it's basically awarded to people who post shit like this, And then most importantly: