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Sorry for bein so late with the column. Stupid god damn Amazon goes down and it keeps me from being able to do fucking do anything.
I couldn't drink water,
I couldn't watch any god damn TV,
I couldn't cook anything on my grill,
recap
The Power of Friendship
WE GOING IN DRY FOLKS, NO FOREPLAY THIS COLUMN,
Broncos @ Jets
OK. How are these games not starting an international incident? I'm so fucking happy I don't a shit about the London game at all whatsoever. Like, who the fuck gets up for this shit?
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Trying is the first step towards failure
Hey hey party people!
So this week, fuck going over all the games - I ain't got that kind of time, so instead I'm going to just free-flow a bunch of garbage and still end up with some behemoth 2,000+ word shitshow of a column.
Folks, when you're right 52% of the time you're wrong 48% of the time
Let's talk football.
But first, time to get into the mood:
Rainy City Bitch Pigeons @ Cards
What in the doodoo-batter-splatter were those Cardinals Jerseys?
Now, I consider myself a huge fan of a nice clean jersey, and those fuckers weren't clean whatsoever - by design.
Is it week 4 already??
Oh shit, are you all still here? My bad, I guess I did say I'd be back after a couple weeks so here I am.
Uhh, well you're definitely not going to get any sort of recap of NFL games like I've done in
A new season has entered the chat
Welcome welcome welcome! It's time to kick off the 2024 Fantasy Football Season and boy oh boy is this year going to be fucking full of exhausting surprises both on and off the football field.
We've got a new kickoff rule that I don't
A holiday feast of microwaved dog poop, but with words
So many incredible games over so many days. It was pretty awesome. I caught most of the Thursday game which felt like it took place two weeks ago, and then a bunch of the Saturday games in between scrambling for last minute Christmas purchases and shit.
Then came Saturday where