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It's Doug Flutonian's world, and we're just living in it

It's Doug Flutonian's world, and we're just living in it

Christmas Cowboys I heard somewhere that the fucking Commanders have had eight total standalone games. What an absolute fuckin dumpster fire of a god damn schedule. Jayden gets hurt, and it surprisingly turns out that this Washington team fucking sucks. ..but not as much as being a Washington fan. Holy

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

What the fuck, imgur So the free service I totally take advantage of in order to share bullshittery and memery with all you assholes is completely fucking me over right now. I can't upload any videos to it anymore - and as you all know, moving pictures are the

You might remember me from other columns like, "I haven't slept in days," "is there a chance the defense could bend," and "Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius"

You might remember me from other columns like, "I haven't slept in days," "is there a chance the defense could bend," and "Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius"

TWO OH TWO FOUR I dunno about you fuckers, but I spent this New Year's Eve at home: Playing some Splendor. Drinking local brews (love me some Juice Bag). Eating home made pizza. And that's how I likes it. Not to say that I'm

A holiday feast of microwaved dog poop, but with words

A holiday feast of microwaved dog poop, but with words

So many incredible games over so many days. It was pretty awesome. I caught most of the Thursday game which felt like it took place two weeks ago, and then a bunch of the Saturday games in between scrambling for last minute Christmas purchases and shit. Then came Saturday where

Should have been dead on a Sunday morning banging my head

Should have been dead on a Sunday morning banging my head

Welp. I was hoping that this Holiday column would be absolutely packed with news and memery from week 15 in the NFL, but unfortunately that piece of shit storm that hit the Northeast on Monday completely obliterated our internet and Comcast has done fuck-all to fix any of it.

The year is 2512 and the country has completed the 1000th McCarthy Vote, a tradition whose origins have long since been forgotten

The year is 2512 and the country has completed the 1000th McCarthy Vote, a tradition whose origins have long since been forgotten

Holy shit, I'm a little late I BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT. Yeah, I don't really know what happened there .. I'm going to point to two factors in my tardiness in publishing: 1. I guess I wanted to wait and see whether or not

Hello League, I am Dennis Prager here to tell you that the smell coming from my pants is from THE LEFT, who have soiled my underwear once again

Hello League, I am Dennis Prager here to tell you that the smell coming from my pants is from THE LEFT, who have soiled my underwear once again

Food for thought Makes you think! Confused? Go ahead and read about a specific Kansas Chiefs superfan. Memes never die I don't fuckin care if the Dolphins and Bills played each other over a week ago. I'VE GOT MEMES TO SHARE. Simply the Best-a-gon