Meet at Dan's Fantasy Football League

2021

Au Reservoir

Au Reservoir

Yeah. I ain't got shit for this one outside maybe a meme or two, Football happened. Actually, two weeks of football happened: week 17 and a game or two on Saturday from week 18 before I finally get this shit out. My bad. It's 2022 and

Ace is the place

Ace is the place

Madden I'll start 'er off with the Great, Bill Belichick who does an incredible job speaking about Mr. John Madden: “We all set out to try to have a good professional career, and John had about five of them.” Bill Belichick’s full remarks on John Madden.

Happiest of Holidays Everyone

Happiest of Holidays Everyone

The reporters in Foxborough All skootered and skittered 'The Grump is no more!' The reporters all Twittered. Some were not sure They seemed quite addled They still remembered "On to Seattle" To the folks in the media, A bone he had tossed, When he found out

It has begun.

It has begun.

Hey there everyone! I'm just dropping in to share the current Postseason Bracket for folks to print out, setup inside their fireplace, then burn it to the fucking ground - ensuring at least one full year of good fantasy luck. Enjoy! I'll be doing my best to

We are entering crunchy-snow footstep season

We are entering crunchy-snow footstep season

What a Performance I forget if I've mentioned this shit before, but my favorite Internet trend of last '21 is easily the Herman Cain Award. For those out of the know, it's basically awarded to people who post shit like this, And then most importantly:

Read this, Bozo

Read this, Bozo

Stay off the WEEEEEEEEEEE-duh I'm sick and fucking tired of this ridiculous capitalization of weed. No, I'm not talking about the 18 flavors of weed seltzer that I can buy that somehow take only 15 minutes to kick in, last exactly 298 minutes, and then

Playin' solitaire 'till dawn with a deck of 51

Playin' solitaire 'till dawn with a deck of 51

Thanksgiving Yeah. I should have fuckin bitch n moaned about Thanksgiving and all its fixings in the previous column that I literally fucking published on Thanksgiving 2021. But fuck you, this is now the official Thanksgiving 2021 Recap. Sure, I didn't even get invited to everyone's