2021 - Meet at Dan's Fantasy Football League

Meet at Dan's Fantasy Football League

2021

A collection of 19 posts

Au Reservoir

Yeah. I ain't got shit for this one outside maybe a meme or two, Football happened. Actually, two weeks of football happened: week 17 and a game or two on Saturday from week 18 before I finally get this shit out. My bad. It's 2022 and

Ace is the place

Ace is the place

Madden I'll start 'er off with the Great, Bill Belichick who does an incredible job speaking about Mr. John Madden: “We all set out to try to have a good professional career, and John had about five of them.” Bill Belichick’s full remarks on John Madden.

Happiest of Holidays Everyone

Happiest of Holidays Everyone

The reporters in Foxborough All skootered and skittered 'The Grump is no more!' The reporters all Twittered. Some were not sure They seemed quite addled They still remembered "On to Seattle" To the folks in the media, A bone he had tossed, When he found out

It has begun.

Hey there everyone! I'm just dropping in to share the current Postseason Bracket for folks to print out, setup inside their fireplace, then burn it to the fucking ground - ensuring at least one full year of good fantasy luck. Enjoy! I'll be doing my best

We are entering crunchy-snow footstep season

We are entering crunchy-snow footstep season

What a Performance I forget if I've mentioned this shit before, but my favorite Internet trend of last '21 is easily the Herman Cain Award. For those out of the know, it's basically awarded to people who post shit like this, And then most importantly:

Read this, Bozo

Read this, Bozo

Stay off the WEEEEEEEEEEE-duh I'm sick and fucking tired of this ridiculous capitalization of weed. No, I'm not talking about the 18 flavors of weed seltzer that I can buy that somehow take only 15 minutes to kick in, last exactly 298 minutes, and then it&

Playin' solitaire 'till dawn with a deck of 51

Playin' solitaire 'till dawn with a deck of 51

Thanksgiving Yeah. I should have fuckin bitch n moaned about Thanksgiving and all its fixings in the previous column that I literally fucking published on Thanksgiving 2021. But fuck you, this is now the official Thanksgiving 2021 Recap. Sure, I didn't even get invited to everyone's

Gobble Gobble

Belichick n Mayo Farts OK fuck faces, I need to sit with you all and discuss how important good, quality, chemistry is. Whether you're droppin a tab of LSD, enjoying some fine homemade Meth, maybe your team trying to overcome a superior opponent, or just maybe you think

How have I gotten worse at titles

How have I gotten worse at titles

The Remake Game So this has little to nothing to do with the NFL - but it was something that came to me while watching some dumbass ad for the new Home Alone movie on Disney+ after catching a previous SNL with Kieran McCulkin: Instead of just status-quo remakes, can

Joe Throwgan

Yeah. I ain't got shit to bitch about. Well .. I have plenty on the list: * Rock n Jock sports * Dude you're getting Odell * Kyrie > Q'Aaron * How much you all rule But do I have the capacity to write it down? GAMES ATLIENS @ NO

Homeopathetic Immunizations

Homeopathetic Immunizations

All righty, just a little reminder for everyone: Hmm. Other than the overall stability of this god damn fuckin framework that's seemingly holding these columns together with fucking scotch-tape, I'd say I don't have too much else to bitch about this week. I guess

Week Sev-uuuuuuuuuuuhn

Week Sev-uuuuuuuuuuuhn

Getting totally cereal OK. So. Just a little heads up: I'm a fucking cheapskate piece of shit when it comes to these columns. I ain't fuckin payin for anything more than I god damn need when it comes to this fantasy football hobby of mine. Not

Don't yuck his yum

Don't yuck his yum

First things first, last week I may have gone off the deep end due to a certain dairy distaste What's Cookin, Good Lookin? For this Sunday, I'm going with the instant pot chicken noodle soup. It's so fucking simple, I made it on Sunday.

C eh, N eh, D eh

C eh, N eh, D eh

Sup fuckos. Look who scrounged up a fuckin writeup. No, it's not because I have any sort of addiction to the tens of eyeballs of attention these columns receive. I'm simply trying to be consistent with all things Fantasy Football. Whether it's my teams

Every time a woman cries, a Republican gets their wings

Every time a woman cries, a Republican gets their wings

Free Advertising So in case people didn't know, I've been a fan of sharing highlights and content for years now. I'd actually like to think we all like dabbling in content proliferation. It's satisfying to share something people enjoy, it's

badda bing badda bang

badda bing badda bang

Gambling and shit So some horseshit news came across the wire involving the fake Adarn Schefter and some Kraft mac jones n cheese guy joined up with another horseshit gambling platform. Now. Don't get me wrong - a rising tide lifts all ships - I like competition in

Bromfield Trojan inside joke #385

Bromfield Trojan inside joke #385

[Extremely Karl Urban in The Boys voice] Weww, weww, weww, lookit you cheeky cunts. I told you all. Every. Single. One of you. This new taunting rule will absolutely ruin this league. Here are some of the taunting penalties called on Sunday. This stuff is a disaster. It has to

Hurry up and Wait

Hurry up and Wait

Here. We. Fuckin. Oh shit, Ekeler already scored? Oh fuckin' hell I didn't even have games on ye-. Jimmy GQ just fumbled on the snap?? AHH FUCK STOP. SLOW DOWN. I HAVEN'T PROPERLY STRETCHED BEFORE WATCHING. I'M SO BEHIND. OH FUCKIN HELL. Thursday

Uh oh, lookie at what I did

Uh oh, lookie at what I did

Jesus fuckin Christ, look at this dumbass opening himself up for obligations throughout the fantasy football season. So to temper those expectations let me just say that I will absolutely not be doing these shits once a week - but I'll do my very best to do something.