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It's not rocket appliances

It's not rocket appliances

Gobble Gobble Hey everyone! Hope y'all enjoyed the week and had a mother fuckin awesome Thanksgiving week! Despite the result of the Greatriots game, it was still such a fucking great day of football - one that I barely fucking caught because I was playing the god. Damn. HOST.

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance

That other football I guess it's getting underway. Oh hell yeah, I'm super excited to continue feeding a monstrously evil capitalist grift of galactic proportions. Wait what is that? They just banned cheering with both hands while in stadiums? OK, as long as I can celebrate

Title for the Week 10 Power Rankings during Week 11

Title for the Week 10 Power Rankings during Week 11

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I just fucking emailed all of you earlier this week. It's just that skipping out on two straight weeks of power rankings left me in a state of near giving a shit. So with this building guilt, I set upon sculpting my content.

Say Pizza to Drugs

Say Pizza to Drugs

In College I Studied Abroad or Two Big fan of that NFL Europe thing. I loved the Amsterdam Admirals, perfect team to play against so I could earn the maximum amount of Madden Cards as I could. But I guess Germany has better singers or some shit, This is UNBELIEVABLE.

Vote or Die

Vote or Die

Snyder selling team? I hope you read about this elsewhere because I ain't got shit for you all this week as far as extra bullshit. Which might be a godsend for some, a sad state for others. Rage Against the Machine I found these bootleg videos that I

Not garbage can't, garbage can

Happy Fuckin Halloween and All Saints Day and Dias de los Muertos! What a god damn trilogy of days. I don't think there's much of anything like it. Speaking of spectacular, check out this incredible performance, So what severity of CTE would you say this is?

Yeezy come, Yeezy go

Yeezy come, Yeezy go

It's October Luckswing Time! I hear that the month of October is supposedly the most important month of the year for Major League Baseball. Until November, at least. Why am I bringing up America's Pasttime in a column dedicated to Fantastical Football? Well. Because it'